Life’s wild. You’re busy. And sometimes the only thing holding it all together is… well, nothing. F*ckin’ Hot Mess Green Tea is crafted for the beautifully chaotic, the overbooked, the overtired, and the unstoppable. This isn’t your quiet, delicate cup of tea—it’s a bold green tea blend built to snap you back into gear when everything around you is gloriously unhinged.

Infused with fiery spices and a bright hint of citrus, this blend delivers an energizing jolt without tipping you over the edge. It’s perfect for mornings that hit too hard, afternoons that drag too long, or any moment you need a reset that’s as fierce as you are.

Smooth green tea. Spicy attitude. Citrus clarity.
A delicious contradiction—just like your life.

• Makes 20 cups
• Tasting notes: juicy raspberries
• Ingredients: green tea, raspberry pieces, natural flavors